Wednesday, December 23, 2009

New Year Resolutions

In the nineteen years of my highly uneventful life, I was yet to make these "New Year Resolutions". Now since I am very bored and jobless...AND I have a blog where in I have nothing else to write at the moment, here goes.

RESOLUTION #1
newyear.cos0


RESOLUTION #2
newyear.sin0


NOTE FOR READER: 
If you understood, proceed to step III. If not,
STEP I: Read a bit more Physics.
STEP II: Read the post again.
STEP III: Curse my wonderful brain.


RESOLUTION #3
Grow your nose-hair in ringlets.
NOTE TO SELF: Try and break the record for the largest nose-hair ringlet ever. If such a record doesn't exist, create it.

RESOLUTION #4
Do not break Resolution #5

RESOLUTION #5
Break Resolution #4

NOTE FOR READER: 
STEP I: Try and figure it out. Trust me..its fun when you've got nothing to do.
STEP II: Curse my wonderful brain.

RESOLUTION #6
Stop asking people to curse your wonderful brain.
NOTE TO SELF: Ask them to worship it.

RESOLUTION #7
Beat this years load-shedding by making candles out of your earwax.
NOTE TO SELF: Sell candles if in excess. Extra revenue always welcome. Advertise on Blog.

RESOLUTION #8
Be a bit more serious in life.
NOTE TO SELF: Rephrase. Be a bit more like Sirius in life.
NOTE FOR READER: Stop racking your brains if you don't know anything about Harry Potter.

RESOLUTION #9
Make no more resolutions.
NOTE TO SELF: People would be very thankful right now.

RESOLUTION #10
Break no Resolution.
NOTE TO SELF: Ironic, after having made resolution #9.

RESOLUTION #11
Be happy that you are the one writing this, and not the one reading it.
NOTE TO SELF: Resolution unneeded. You already are. Poor souls, the ones reading this.

RESOLUTION #12
This is Final..I promise!
1440 by 900.
NOTE TO SELF: Prepare to get assaulted.
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12 comments:

  1. ReshkaDecember 23, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    Wow i would have shot myself if i had a gun right after resolution # 1

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  2. RamchandraDecember 23, 2009 at 11:49 AM

    Good you didn't have one.

    Resolution #13
    Make sure people don't have guns with them...so that they can regret not having one after reading this.

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  3. pmod90December 23, 2009 at 5:56 PM

    u can b arrested for 2 reasons here....one for decapitating the reader's brain of course...and two for using the line "prepare to get assaulted" widout copy rights dat is if euro fashion inners sues u...:P

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  4. IshanDecember 23, 2009 at 6:46 PM

    Mate today is a historic day. For i m praising you for the very first (and may the last) time!
    Seriously this post isn't as bad as the rest of them.

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  5. RamchandraDecember 23, 2009 at 8:30 PM

    @ Parth
    Fuck man..I am very scared now! :P

    @ Ishan
    Lol..the rest aren't bad either..only you don't have the steel to appreciate them :P

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  6. Rohit SahaDecember 24, 2009 at 12:32 PM

    Resolution 1 and 2 = LEGENDARY !!

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  7. AjinkyaDecember 25, 2009 at 9:31 PM

    This is sure suicidal...

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  8. PranavDecember 25, 2009 at 11:47 PM

    Didnt understand resolutions #1 and #2 at all :-(

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  9. RamchandraDecember 26, 2009 at 7:16 AM

    ^
    Ah man..and you wanna become a mechanical engineer dude!
    I gotta explain my jokes now! What days!
    new year RESOLUTION?RESOLUTION of forces!
    F.cos(theta) and F.sin(theta)!?
    get it? :P

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  10. PranavDecember 26, 2009 at 8:03 AM

    :| My reaction has been posted on FB...u mustve already read it.

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  11. chefspeaksDecember 29, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    haha!! well it made me laugh! kudos! ;)

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  12. Akshaya PillaiJanuary 3, 2010 at 9:15 PM

    omg!! i feel dizzy, i agree with reshka...

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